Live Like Miss Piggy
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The Muppets have staged yet another comeback. But really, this isn’t a comeback per se, since they have never ever left us. For generations, they have been a constant. This cuddly crew continue to reassure us with their zany antics and eclectic personalities, reminding us that everything is going to be okay, well, at least for the window of time we are graced with their presence.
The most reassuring Muppet has got to be the confident, unstoppable, and always lovable Miss Piggy. Sure, you could attempt to debate the topic, but you really? Nah. Especially since we all know Miss Piggy has a wee bit of a temper. Plus, you know she would certainly agree with that assessment. We don’t want to make her mad – now more than ever, we need that Miss Piggy brand of reassurance. Thankfully, we are all in luck.
Sure, we are losing that incredible statue of her that once held court outside the Muppet Theater at Hollywood Studios in Walt Disney World, but we are gaining her presence in the upcoming Muppets Rock N Roller Coaster and in the brand spanking new Muppet Show reboot that premiered on on Disney+ this past February. So, yes, more Muppets and more importantly, more Miss Piggy for us all!
In anticipation of basking in the glory of all things Piggy, I started to ponder what it would feel like to live like Miss Piggy. What would her personal and intimate space look like? What would it feel like? As I envision it, Miss Piggy’s bedroom would be bold, feminine, a little frisky, and, of course, a wee bit outrageous. While she may be a pig, her abode would be far from being a sty.
Here are the items that could easily reside in a Miss Piggy-inspired bedroom – all in human-sized proportions- and available for purchase.
A work on art.
There is absolutely no question that Miss Piggy’s bedroom, nay, the whole house, would be sprinkled with portraits of the queen herself. Currently, Disney is offering this retro black-velvet-style tribute.
Miss Piggy ”Glam Miss Piggy” Gallery Wrapped Canvas by Bob Doucette – The Muppets – Limited Edition
Limited Edition of 1,500
Inspired by The Muppet Show (1976 – 1981)
A pink palatial bed.
At $265, this 80s-style bed is far more affordable. This particular bed reminds me of something from the Muppets’ heyday. This pink bed features lights around the scalloped edge, perfect for such a glowing star.
The Burlyn Upholstered LED Bed Frame by Wade Logan.
$265
A retro round bed perfect for a star.
You know Miss Piggy enjoys her beauty sleep, so the kind of bed where she can rest, relax, and eat bonbons is of the utmost importance. And I have here, not one, but two options. This round plush bed seems like a perfect place for Miss Piggy.
Mirna Upholstered Velvet Round Storage Bed by House of Hampton.
$2,269.
A WILD chaise
You know Miss Piggy would totally utilize a chaise lounge whenever possible. This animal print one is perfect for our Piggy, it’s bold and saucy – just like her.
$338.59
Pretty in pink, always.
For a more refined lounger moment, there is this simple pink chaise lounger and really scream “Oh, La, La,”
The Hayliegh Velvet Chaise Lounge is by House of Hampton.
$209.99
She speaks French.
Oh la la! You know how much Miss Piggy loves her French, so we had to include a little Mon Cheri into the mix.
Mon Cheri Embroidered Pillow by Valerie & Amelia
$16.99
Life is a stage.
Miss Piggy is always “on,” so of course, stage-worthy curtains would be a must for her.
These red velvet black out curtains are available in a slew of colors but the only choice for her space would be something like the classic ones featured on The Muppet Show.
Available at Anthropologie.
$239 – $328
Mirrors – a Miss Piggy MUST
Since Miss Piggy spends a good amount of time in front of a mirror, we have not one but two different Muppet-worthy options. The first is this pink mirror that’s surrounded by lights, very Hollywood.
The Hollywood Glow Plus Vanity Mirror
by Impressions Vanity Company
$349
For a full-length mirror so Miss Piggy can admire her entire ensemble, we found this large one that appears to be detailed with Muppet-like fur, though we would need assurances that no Muppets were harmed in its making..
Bohde Rectangle Mirror by Mercer41
$109.99